adjuncthell: Now I know why I was resisting grading this Paris crap...

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Now I know why I was resisting grading this Paris crap...

...b/c I must have known down deep inside that instead of doing what they were asked (which would have resulted in really cool projects and true joys to read) they BARELY fulfilled the requirements so instead of something fun (on their side and mine) they turned it into absolute shit.

Why do I always assume students will actually make a good faith effort??!!?? Why do I always assume the majors at least will do so???!??!??!

I spent SO much fucking time creating these fucking assignments!! I can't believe I seriously thought htey would find them interesting, inspiring even. And silly me - the ultimate optimist despite all my vitriolic outbursts here - I was SO looking forward to seeing what they had done!!!!

Quelle conne.

In the end even Paris students, even French majors - are absolute fucking slackers, too. They just hide it better and it's more heartbreaking.

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