adjuncthell: For the last putain time.

Friday, February 08, 2008

For the last putain time.

If you are absent you should immed. check the putain syllabus to see what you missed. Based on the putain component we might have had that day you should check the putain component chart on the syllabus to see what putain grade compensation protocols are available to you, if any. THERE ARE NO putain TEST OR COMPO MAKEUPS, no matter how cool your putain instructor was last semester or the fact that you had 14 putain years of prior French study and so could have done the missed component with your putain eyes shut and nails driven into your temples. Assuming you have acceptable documentation (note: putain excuse acceptability is determined by me and me alone) and turn it in as per the putain syllabus guidelines under "Attendance," your putain grade compensation will be arranged and the missed component will not detract from your putain grade.

Yes, you MUST bring your putain documentation to my putain office (office hours or by appt.) and you MUST provide a putain copy for me to keep and you MUST do all of this within one putain week of your putain return to class. Bringing putain docs to me in the office ensures that we both are in agreement as to the putain validity of the excuse and the putain date to which it applies. This is for your putain clarification and protection as much as for my putain sense of thoroughness. Further, depending on what you missed we will discuss putain grade compensation, if applicable, at that point.

Depending on what putain material you missed in class, you are responsible for reviewing it and for contacting me if you need additional putain help in office hours or by putain appointment.

So no more putain whining.

Thank you,
Mme S.

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